Good evening. You may have heard there are some sort of games being played in London this week. Lots of young people running hither and yon, and perspiring way too much. Doesn’t it make you feel exhausted? After a grueling, three-hour marathon of watching them on television, you may be feeling a tiny bit inspired. Perhaps you’re ready to relax and test your gamesmanship with this gamey little quiz we’ve created. But please remember to take it easy and pace yourself.
(*The quiz title was inspired by Alfred Hitchcock’s North By Northwest:“Something wrong with your eyes?” “Yes”, says the sunglass-clad Roger O. Thornhill (Cary Grant), “They’re sensitive to questions”. Kidnapped by thugs, Roger questions Vandamm (James Mason): “Why was I brought here?”, to which Vandamm replies, “Games? Must we?”)
“If we all went out looking like a slob, like me, it’d be a pretty dreary world.”
LAST SUMMER I met an artist who, in the course of talking about movies, mentioned a film she thought I ought to see. BILL CUNNINGHAM NEW YORK. An odd title, and so I remembered it. A month or two later, the same recommendation from another person. New York City is a place I love, so I put it in my Netflix queue. I finally got around to watching it recently. It’s great.
Bill Cunningham, 83, is a fashion photographer for The New York Times, and has been for many years. He rides an ordinary bicycle through the streets of Manhattan, camera in hand, darting here and there, wearing a beat-up poncho on rainy days, on the lookout for fashionable clothes–clothes that fit a certain theme. A theme of the week. His pictures are featured on a page in the Style section of the Times–a page composed of dozens of Cunningham’s colorful, candid shots. Stylish, fashionable and/or eccentric New Yorkers as they dash across streets, glide past shop windows, or stroll around parks. One week it might be hats, while another week’s subject is stripes.
If you’re an avid Home Projectionist and sports enthusiast (even if it’s an armchair one), then right now you’re probably dividing your time between movies and the 2012 Olympics in London. That’s perfect, because this Cinelympics Quiz has just as much to do with feature films as with the wide world of sports. We’ve chosen ten sports, all of which are part of the summer games. Sorry, but we have no actual gold medals to present. All we can offer is the thrill of victory. Best of luck to you!
It might be difficult for you to appreciate the 100-degree, dog days of summer when you have a parched throat, a bad sunburn, or when your wife is after you to do something about the lawn. But perhaps you remember the one or more times she advised you to go jump in the lake. Well, now is a good time to do what she tells you. Take a deep breath and plunge into this cool, refreshing, ten-question quiz which by no means has been watered-down.
(*The quiz title was inspired by Alfred Hitchcock’s North By Northwest:“Something wrong with your eyes?” “Yes”, says the sunglass-clad Roger O. Thornhill (Cary Grant), “They’re sensitive to questions”. Late in the movie, Vandamm (James Mason) reveals his plan to do away with Eve (Eva Marie Saint): “This matter is best disposed of from a great height. Over water.”)
“It is the blight man was born for
It is Margaret you mourn for.”
FILMED nearly six years ago by director (YOU CAN COUNT ON ME) and writer (GANGS OF NEW YORK, ANALYZE THIS, ANALYZE THAT) Kenneth Lonergan, MARGARET has only very recently been made available. Its troubled history reportedly is due to “editing problems”. It shows. Truly a mixed bag (emphasis on “mixed”) it is nevertheless worth your time if you’re open to something a little different and, at times, a bit confusing.
Lisa (Anna Paquin) is a young, bright (and just a little irritating) woman in her late teens. She lives on Manhattan’s Upper West Side with her stage actor, single mom (J. Smith Cameron) and a young brother.
Manhattan could almost be said to be a co-star in this film, similar to Woody Allen’s by the same name. MARGARET opens with some slow-motion shots of New Yorkers going about their day, just as we see Lisa doing. A young, shy fellow, from the private school she’s attending, awkwardly asks Lisa for a date. (“Are you, um, asking me… out?”, Lisa says, after several, funny attempts at clarification.)
This is the start of a theme that is present throughout MARGARET: little or no communication between characters. The most notable example being what immediately follows: a very heartbreaking and realistically portrayed accident involving a bus and a pedestrian. Which happens as a result of Lisa distracting the bus driver, Maretti (Mark Ruffalo (THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT), with her questions about his hat.
Within the movie’s first few minutes, we’ve already had three or four instances of miscommunication. Many more ensue, not the least of which is between director/writer and the audience.
The movie starts out well enough. In fact, it’s riveting during its first hour, as Lisa is shaken to her core by the tragedy and her decision to lie to authorities about Maretti’s responsibility for the accident. As the story progresses, Lisa becomes angry, regretful and resentful. She gets extremely moody, ornery, and combative, with her teachers (Matthew Broderick and Matt Damon, among two others) and the other private school students, but particularly with her mother, Joan.
Joan has emotional troubles of her own, as is evident after she meets, and begins to date, the dashing, debonair and very smitten Ramon (Jean Reno). Joan appears only mildly interested and, in fact, really seems to be using Ramon to fill her physical needs.
Lisa, meanwhile, confronts Maretti and his wife at their home, challenging him to admit to the police he went through a red light. Lisa also confronts police detectives, has a ferocious, very well-acted verbal battle with her mom, and, by her own request, loses her virginity.
When Lisa’s persuasions to Maretti don’t work, she enlists the help of the victim’s relative, Emily, played outstandingly and hilariously by Jeannie Berlin (daughter of Elaine May). Emily, in a heated argument with Lisa, will stand for none of her guff. “This isn’t an opera! And we are not all supporting characters to the drama of your amazing life!”. Emily introduces her to one lawyer, and then another. Legal wrangling (too much of it) is interspersed with Emily’s quips and sarcastic attitude, and they really lighten and brighten this picture which, by now, has begun to sag under its own weight.
A totally incongruous encounter between Lisa, her teacher (Damon) and his girlfriend near the movie’s end had me baffled; it appears likely that this could be a result of the film’s alleged “editing troubles”.
There are other, more tightly-knitted movies of this type–movies that have many characters, overlapping stories, and changes in tone. Some examples are SHORT CUTS, MAGNOLIA, and GRAND CANYON–all of which have surprises in them but flow smoothly and logically. MARGARET feels like a rough cut. It’s unorganized and long (2-1/2 hours*) with several dead end sequences and needless plot tangents. It could easily do without 30 minutes. It’s hard, for example, to figure out why there should be two lawyers (one’s purpose seems to be only to introduce the other), and four teachers, for instance.
Still, even with these flaws, some major, this movie is recommended. Paquin, Smith-Cameron, Ruffalo and Berlin are terrific–not a false note between them. It’s fun to see Reno, Broderick and Damon, although their parts are small and don’t pack nearly the same degrees of emotion. And then there are the panning shots of the city. Even if they were added to help patch over the editing miscues, they give MARGARET a little bit of the cohesion that it needs.
MARGARETis widely available on DVD, Blu-Ray (*with an even longer, three-hour “director’s cut) and streaming services such as iTunes
If you happen to stumble upon this page while looking for a new job, you’ll find nine openings listed within this quiz. Unfortunately, these positions were filled a long time ago and are no longer available. (Alfred will keep you on file, however). But before you begin to search elsewhere, test your knowledge. Match the job to the Hitchcock movie character… some of whom found themselves on an unexpected career path.
(*The quiz title was inspired by Alfred Hitchcock’s North By Northwest:“Something wrong with your eyes?” “Yes”, says the sunglass-clad Roger O. Thornhill (Cary Grant), “They’re sensitive to questions”. Thornhill later complains to the Professor (Leo G. Carroll): “I’ve got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives, and several bartenders dependent upon me…”)
THE THIRD MAN(1949; Orson Welles, Joseph Cotten, Alida Valli; directed by Carol Reed)
Occasionally, I will be writing something I’ve dubbed “End Notes”–a very short blurb about, well, the ending of a particular movie. It’ll usually be a favorite ending, from a movie that to me has a perfect ending. Or maybe a movie I never wanted to see end. So, it goes without saying, that–even though you’ve probably seen the movie–I need to issue a Spoiler Alert. And I just did.
RECENTLY, I was fortunate to be at a Chicago Symphony Orchestra performance at which Anton Karas’ famous and unique Third Man Theme was played. A zither player was not easy for the CSO to find, so the conductor said. They searched high and low, finally locating one in… Milwaukee. He was an unassuming fellow, greeted with huge applause. Symphony Center became quiet, and then we heard the familiar opening notes.
Karas’ music gives this amazingly atmospheric movie–personally one of my all-time favorites– a melancholy, wistful tone nearly throughout. Occasionally the tune segues into a jaunty sort of rhythm, which matches Harry Lime (Orson Welles) as he goes on his merry, postwar way through the dark ruins of Vienna. But his bounciness and that of the music only emphasizes the sadness that pervades the other parts of the score, and the tragic events that ensue. We know Lime is whistling in the dark. He is doomed.
We come to the movie’s final scene. Holly Martins (Joseph Cotten) has had to reluctantly acknowledge, thanks to Major Calloway (the great Trevor Howard), that the greed and callousness of his old friend Harry has led to the deaths of many children. Since arriving in Vienna, Holly has had a romantic interest in Harry’s beautiful, sultry girlfriend, Anna (Alida Valli), but it’s obvious to everyone (except Holly) that she does not feel the same. He tries, unsuccessfully, to convince Anna of Lime’s guilt. But Anna’s heart remains with Harry. She feels Holly has betrayed both herself and Harry, and she will not forgive.
Coming full circle since the film’s beginning, we’re back at the cemetery, once again saying good bye to Harry Lime. It’s a grim and chilly fall afternoon. The funeral service has ended. Saddened friends are departing, going their separate ways.
Holly leans non-chalantly against a wooden horse cart, like one of the wagons in his cheap, Zane Grey-like novels. He strikes a pose like a Western cowboy as he awaits the approach of the grieving, disillusioned Anna. Surely she will stop and we will talk, Martins might be thinking. Calloway glances back, his expression saying, The fool will never learn.
Holly looks down the lane, towards the approaching figure. Dry leaves fall from barren trees, like tears. Anna draws nearer. Then, without a pause or acknowledgment, Anna passes Holly by…
Holly reaches for a cigarette, lights it, and tosses the match. Harry is gone. Anna has left. One can’t just leave.
Martins: Wait a minute. Let me out.
Calloway: Well, there’s not much time.
Martins: One can’t just… leave. Please.
Calloway: Be sensible, Martins.
Martins: Haven’t got a sensible name, Calloway.
(THE THIRD MAN is widely available via streaming or disk, including Blu-Ray editions )
Gathering together to watch a movie this coming weekend? Still havin’ a heat wave? Then you and your guests oughta be havin’ not just whatever old beverage happens to be in the fridge, but a mixed drink that matches your Vincent Minnelli, or a cocktail to accompany that Shakespeare tale. Here are some real, crowd-pleasing drinks and the movies that made them, or that they were made in. Please drink responsibly and watch excessively.
CASABLANCA(1942) Paul Henreid suavely orders one of these at Rick’s Café American.
Casablanca Champagne Cocktail
1 cube sugar
Angostura bitters
Chilled champagne
Place sugar cube at bottom of champagne flute. Splash sugar cube with Angostura bitters. Slowly fill flute with champagne. Garnish with lemon.
THE BIG LEBOWSKI(1998) Among other stimulants partaken by “The Dude” (Jeff Bridges) in this classic cult movie was this nifty mixture. Just don’t overdo it or you could end up in the gutter.
Lebowski’s Big White Russian
2 parts vodka
1 part Kahlúa
1 part cream
Pour over ice and stir
NORTH BY NORTHWEST(1959) Aboard the 20th Century Limited to Chicago, the debonair Don Draper prototype Roger O. (“stands for ‘nothing'”) Thornhill was quick to order one of these cocktails:
Grant’s Gibson
2-1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz dry vermouth
Cocktail onion
Mix ingredients with ice. Stir; strain into a chilled cocktail glass; garnish with onion.
CASINO ROYALE(2006) In Ian Fleming’s James Bond novel of the same name, Bond impresses his American counterpart, Felix Leiter, by ordering this concoction. “This drink’s my own invention”, says Bond. “I’m going to patent it when I can think of a good name.” Here’s the name and the recipe:
Vesper Martini
3 oz. gin
1 oz vodka
1/2 oz Lillet Blanc
Shake over ice and strain into a martini glass. Garnish with a thin lemon peel slice.
TOP HAT(1935) At the Lido, Ginger Rogers blurts out “Two Horse’s Necks!” after her companion, Helen Broderick, botches an attempt at ordering a drink in Italian.
Ginger’s Horse’s Neck
1-1/2 oz bourbon (or brandy or gin)
Lemon peel
Ginger ale
Carve lemon peel in one, long spiral. Place in highball glass, one end touching bottom and the other end placed over the rim. Add ice cubes, liquor and fill remainder of glass with the ginger ale.
THE WAY WE WERE(1973) This was Katie Morosky’s (Barbra Streisand) favorite indulgence–next to Hubbell, that is:
Morosky’s Dubonnet Over Ice
1 oz Dubonnet
8 oz ginger ale
1 lemon peel
Pour Dubonnet over ice cubes in a Collins glass. Fill with ginger ale. Add lemon peel.
IT’S A MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD WORLD (1963) Buddy Hackett and Mickey Rooney perhaps could’ve chosen an airplane pilot whose other job wasn’t as nearsighted Mister Magoo (Jim Backus). During the flight, a suddenly thirsty Backus orders them to take over the plane’s controls while he retreats to the bar area. “I’m going to make an Old Fashioned the old-fashioned way!”, he says, “The way dear, old dad used to!!”
It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Old-Fashioned
1 t sugar
2 small lemon peel pieces
2 oz bourbon or whiskey
A slice of orange or a maraschino cherry
Add sugar to an old fashioned glass; add the bitters, then grind the sugar, bitters and lemon. Add bourbon, ice, and then stir. Garnish with the orange slice or a cherry.
In the last couple weeks we’ve lost three of the best character actors: Ernest Borgnine, Andy Griffith and now Celeste Holm. Ironically, Ernest and Celeste were both 95.
Celeste Holm was one of those actresses that lit up the screen when ever she appeared. She was the archetypal best friend or favorite aunt. Never the leading lady, but what would All About Eve have been without Celeste’s witty and touching performance? She held her own with being a buddy to Frank Sinatra in High Society, and was the voice of reason in Gentlemen’s Agreement (for which she won an Academy Award). Actresses like her are few and far between.
Growing up in the 60’s I knew her best for playing Cinderella‘s fairy godmother. It was probably the first color program I recall seeing and most likely my first organized group viewing. I remember the excitement of going to my Uncle Jim and Aunt Tootie’s house to watch it with my sister and cousins on their Spanish Modern design twenty-five inch console (of which my parents soon bought one that was more elaborate, so as not to be outdone). Sitting on the pea green colored, stain resistant carpet, I watched Celeste sing,
“But the world is full of zanies and fools who don’t believe in sensible rules and won’t believe what sensible people say…and because these daft and dewey eyed dopes keep building up impossible hopes impossible things are happening every day!” I wanted her to be my fairy godmother.
Celeste Holm in Cinderella
Through the years she was always popping up like an old friend on my favorite shows, “Colombo“, “Fantasy Island“, “The Love Boat“. A few years ago I saw one of her last movies, “Still Breathing” which is a lovely indie romance story. She plays Brandon Fraser’s wise old grandmother telling him to listen to his heart to find his true love. A lovely later role. I highly suggest seeing her in it.
Miss Holm lived a full and rich life and leaves behind a fine and varied body of work. I think it’s less sad that she passed away, but it’s as if with her passing the last of the old Hollywood is finally sinking into the sunset.
I’d like to remember her this way, as she is on What’s My Line. You can see why she stole the show every night in Oklahoma. She’s funny, playful and everyone’s best friend.
Besides cool blondes, Hitchcock was also fascinated by transportation, especially trains. But other modes of transportation appear in his films, of course, and that includes the lowly, un-glamorous bus.
For this very visual Hitchockian quiz, have your fare ready, please, and make sure you get on the right bus. Your destination: the Hitchcock film in which the vehicle appears. And leave the driving to Alfred.
(*The quiz title was inspired by Alfred Hitchcock’s North By Northwest:“Something wrong with your eyes?” “Yes”, says the sunglass-clad Roger O. Thornhill (Cary Grant), “They’re sensitive to questions”. Earlier, when a severely intoxicated Roger is forced by two thugs to drive a car, he says, “Don’t worry about me, fellas–I’ll take the bus.”)
ear•nest (adjective) Resulting from or showing sincere and intense conviction.
Forgive my play on words, but one of the late Ernest Borgnine’s finer qualities as an actor was, indeed, yes — his earnestness. Sincerity. Conviction. Borgnine brought both to the many roles he played in movies and television. Two examples:
In one of the best, most thoroughly entertaining World War II films (if any war movie can be termed ‘entertaining’), THE DIRTY DOZEN (1967), I have a sense that Borgnine plays himself. He is a no-nonsense, professional soldier, General Sam Worden. Early in the picture as Worden explains to Major Reisman (Lee Marvin) the task he’s being given–to take 12 irredeemable inmates on a suicidal, behind-the-lines sabotage mission–Borgnine is hard-as-nails tough. He’ll have none of Marvin’s snide sarcasm, even though, as the movie progresses, we’ll see the mutual respect and understanding they have for each another.
“Well you hold it, right there. This war was NOT started for your private gratification! And you can be DAMN sure this Army isn’t being run for your personal convenience either!”
Nothing captures Borgnine’s basic affability (despite the bulldog-like barking) better than the war games sequence, during which he gives a knowing wink and a nod to Lee Marvin’s gang’s clever but barely permissable shenanigans. Realizing just what the Dozen are up to, and he, himself, probably having seen it (and done it) all before, he can’t help himself from showing his jolly, inner core. It seems very unfeigned, and it’s a terrificly memorable moment from Borgnine–one of the best in a movie that has plenty of great ones.
So then, how could anyone not like Ernest Borgnine. Well, in FROM HERE TO ETERNITY (1953), he plays Sgt. Judson, better known, unaffectionately, as “Fatso” (but yet it’s a moniker he can deal with, in more ways than one). Fatso is in charge of the stockade. He has a reputation, a very bad one, and everyone is aware of it. Borgnine shows his amazing range in this role, making us really and truly despise this lowlife, bigoted bully who abuses his power. (Of course, a bravura performance from Frank Sinatra (as Maggio) helps, too.)
Fatso has set up a nice little fiefdom for himself, one in which he’s free to dole out whatever physical punishment he chooses, while his superiors, who are aware of it, apparently look the other way. The sheer ease with which Borgnine pulls-off this out-of-character role is something to behold. He barely smiles in any of his scenes. But when Borgnine does, it’s somehow not the ingratiating grin we’re used to (as in THE DIRTY DOZEN, above). He makes Fatso into an unquestionably unlikable character–not a single redeeming quality (“I’m gonna cut this Wop’s heart out…”), and then makes it a pleasure for us to watch him get brought down to size by (brilliant) Burt Lancaster. Fatso’s met his match and knows it, but within seconds he’s back to his old, despicable self, taunting and name-calling Maggio once again (“Tough monkey…”).
Sincerity and conviction. It’s found in Borgnine’s other films, too. JOHNNY GUITAR, FLIGHT OF THE PHOENIX, MARTY, THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE, and many others. But if you and/or your friends and family haven’t seen him in anything but McHale’s Navy, you can’t do any better than to start with these two, outstanding films. (FROM HERE TO ETERNITY and THE DIRTY DOZEN are both widely available, including on Netflix and iTunes.)
Also, don’t miss this brief tribute from Turner Classic Movies, here: http://youtu.be/lru4UgSTGUk. Borgnine was one of the special guests at the very first TCM Classic Film Festival, in 2010.
Cinematic chef Alfred Hitchcock would often blend food into his films. For this quiz, you’re being served a fictitious, food-themed title of a book for foodies. Can you guess which movie character would be most likely to have the book on their shelf at home?
(*The quiz title was inspired by Alfred Hitchcock’s North By Northwest:“Something wrong with your eyes?” “Yes”, says the sunglass-clad Roger O. Thornhill (Cary Grant), “They’re sensitive to questions”. Early in the movie, Roger says he feels “heavy-ish”. “Put a note on my desk in the morning“, he tells his secretary, “Think thin.”)
To celebrate this 4th of July, 2012 week, you could watch one of the few films about the Revolutionary War. I can’t recommend 1776, however (“The Eagle, The Turkey, The Dove”?? No, thanks!). Maybe James Cagney in Yankee Doodle Dandy.
You might though, want to delve into the films of John Ford. Ford respected Native Americans, but didn’t always take an even-handed approach (“the audience wants to see them get killed”). He also tended to embellish quite a bit (“When the legend becomes fact, print the legend” –a famous line from THE MAN WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALANCE— could apply to Ford’s point of view.), and he was notably cantankerous and curmudgeonly (see the clip, below, where Peter Bogdanovich attempts to interview him). But his movies were always representative of America and Americans, with their good points and bad.
Here are just five of John Ford’s greatest, typically “American” films you can’t go wrong with, and some things you may or may not know about each of them. The quotes are from Bogdanovich’s 1968 book, titled “John Ford”.
1. Ford directed only one, excellent segment of the sprawlingly epic HOW THE WEST WAS WON(1962; James Stewart, Debbie Reynolds; “The Ford episode, about the Civil War, is uncommonly good” –Johnathan Rosenbaum), but he was unhappy with the Cinerama process (three strips of film melded together on a wide and curved theater screen):
“It’s worse than CinemaScope, because the ends curl on moving shots and the audience moves instead of the picture. I didn’t care for it.”
2. For one of his greatest Westerns, MY DARLING CLEMENTINE (1946; Victor Mature, Henry Fonda, Linda Darnell; “an American classic” –Leonard Maltin), Ford had some input from an expert: Wyatt Earp himself:
“In the very early silent days, a couple of times a year, [Earp] would come up to visit pals, cowboys he knew in Tombstone… I used to give him a chair and a cup of coffee, and he told me about the fight at the O.K. Corral. So we did it exactly the way it had been.”
3. He regrets that one, particular scene was cut from the outstanding YOUNG MR. LINCOLN(1939; Henry Fonda; “A film which indisputably has the right to be called Americana” –New York Times)
“I had a lovely scene in which Lincoln rode into town on a mule, passed by a theater and stopped to see what was playing, and it was the Booth Family doing Hamlet… [Booth] looked at this funny, incongruous man in a tall hat riding a mule, and you knew there was some connection there. They cut it out–too bad.”
4.He borrowed a tune from YOUNG MR. LINCOLN for the bittersweet THE MAN WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALANCE(1962; James Stewart, Lee Marvin; “The most pensive and thoughtful [of Ford’s Westerns”] –Roger Ebert):
“We bought [Ann Rutledge’s theme, from Young Mr. Lincoln] from [composer] Alfred Newman. I love it–one of my favorite tunes–one I can hum. Generally, I hate music in pictures–a little bit now and then, at the end or the start. I don’t like to see a man alone in the desert, dying of thirst, with the Philadelphia Orchestra behind him.”
5. Ford’s Irish heritage sparked his interest in doing THE GRAPES OF WRATH (1940; Henry Fonda; “Possibly the best picture ever made from a so-so book” –TIME magazine)
“The whole thing appealed to me–being about a simple people–and the story was similar to the famine in Ireland, when they threw the people off the land and left them wandering on the roads to starve. That may have had something to do with it–part of my Irish tradition–but I liked the idea of this family going out and trying to find their way in the world.”
Other films of John Ford not to be missed: FORT APACHE, DRUMS ALONG THE MOHAWK, THE SEARCHERS, STAGECOACH.
It’s the Fourth of July, and that means only one thing (besides the fact that it’s our nation’s birthday, that is). No, not just loud bangs that make your dogs and cats howl and their fur stand on end. We’re talking about picnics!! So, to help you pack your basket, here is a cinematic shopping list. Don’t worry about overindulging–these movie meals are all fat free (and, in one or two cases, entertainment-free). All are widely available via DVD, Netflix, iTunes, etc., or ask your grocer.
__Pic-a-nic Basket:YOGI BEAR (2010) You may be a Yogi purist in which case you’ll want to plan your picnic around the original Hanna-Barbara cartoons. They’re great, but if you haven’t already checked out the latest bear incarnation, do so. Admittedly, it received so-so reviews, at best. But YOGI runs against the grain of today’s animated films, in that the humor in its tightly-woven story remains pretty true to the original’s spirit: more gentle and subtle. Not a great movie, but it bears watching.
__Utensils:FORKS OVER KNIVES (2011) I didn’t find this documentary as engaging as some reviewers did, but there’s no denying that it discusses an important topic: our nation’s addiction to meat. True, when you’re headed to a fourth of July picnic, who wants to think about giving up meat? Well, maybe this movie will persuade you to do just that. Starting July 5th, of course.
__Chicken: CHICKEN RUN (2000) No bones about it, there’s never a dull moment in this film from the creators of WALLACE AND GROMMIT. It very much resembles a fowl version of THE GREAT ESCAPE (Steve McQueen), only it tastes like… well, you know. Very plucky.
__Hamburgers:HAMBURGER (1986; Dick Butkus) If FORKS OVER KNIVES doesn’t turn you into a vegan, maybe this one, from the producers of the Police Academy series, will do it. A flunky student can’t cut the mustard at a real college, but he catches up at a place called Hamburger U. You wouldn’t go to Burger King and expect fine dining, and so this film shouldn’t be compared to GRAND ILLUSION. It might have appeal as a time capsule of the mid-80s, in case anyone’s interested. But this HAMBURGER is not well done, and it’s way past its sell-by date.
__Tomatoes:RETURN OF THE KILLER TOMATOES! (1988) The tomatoes are back “and they’re stewed!” It’s a dicey choice; personally, I’m not a connoisseur of films that are purposely bad. This one’s somewhere between a spoof and a film that intends to become a cult classic. It’s silly fun, but it sort of fails at both. George Clooney, believe it or not, landed a plum role in this movie.
__Egg Salad:THE EGG AND I (1947; Claudette Colbert, Fred MacMurray) Charming, sunny, and very funny, this picture introduced the world to the Kettles. The two likable stars go over easy.
__Chips:CHiPS (1977-83 TV series) I was a regular viewer of this show during its first couple of seasons. Don’t ask me why. It’s not bad, it’s that it’s so predictable. After you’ve seen one episode, you’ve seen them all. As they say, however, you can’t eat–I mean, watch–just one.
__ Salt & Pepper:SALT AND PEPPER(1968; Sammy Davis, Jr., Peter Lawford) Nowadays, we’re more careful about our sodium intake. But once in a while, you just want to throw caution to the wind, and pour on the salt and seasonings. Indulge yourself in this bit of overcooked but very tasty cinematic feast.
__Wine:SIDEWAYS (2004; Paul Giamatti) Your challenge: Try to devour this delicious film without craving a glass or two of Pinot Noir.
It is a rare documentary indeed that makes for an enjoyable group viewing event, but WORDPLAY (2006) is definitely worth adding to your Home Projectionist list. Think three-letter word for jewel: This film is a G-E-M.
Brilliantly directed by Patrick Creadon, WORDPLAYdelves into the smart and quirky subculture of the crossword puzzle. It’s a world of intelligence, humor, and passion populated by fanatic puzzlers, including New York Times editor Will Shortz (who actually devised his own college major in puzzling) and celebrity crossword fans such as Jon Stewart, Ken Burns, and Bill Clinton.
My father was a crossword fan, and some of my favorite childhood memories are of my dad giving me crossword solution insights and the scoop on good words to know. But whether you’re a crossword fan or not, this film keeps you entertained from beginning to end.
The drama — and yes, there is big drama — is centered around the dynamics of the 2005 Crossword Puzzle Tournament, and it will have you at the edge of your seat. Even a segment about the construction of a crossword puzzle is mesmerizing and provides more than a few “who knew?” moments. At the core of the film, of course, are the crossword puzzle enthusiasts themselves, a cast of some of the most eccentric, delightful, and engaging human beings you’ll have the pleasure to meet. (And their ghosts may still linger in the tournament halls.)
The DVD package for WORDPLAY includes additional commentary on puzzle construction, extended interviews with puzzlers, and deleted scenes. These extras can round out a great night of Home Projectionist entertainment , and you can even add in your own crossword competition at home with your friends.
Get out your pencils…and your projectors. WORDPLAYis a w-i-n-n-e-r.
Gloria Bowman is a writer, storyteller, blogger, movie lover, freelance editor,
and author of the novel, Human Slices.
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