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Magical Meetings with the Past

Posted by Gloria on August 4, 2012
Posted in: Documentary, Film, Movies, Reviews. Tagged: Cave of Forgotten Dreams, Electric Edwardians, James Kenyon, Sagar Mitchell, Werner Herzog. Leave a comment

I visited Colorado’s Mesa Verde National Park many years ago and can still clearly recall the haunting, magical feeling that permeates the air there. Nearly a thousand years ago, the Anasazi ancients abandoned their cliff dwellings and moved on to the spiritual world, but their handprints and their energy remain.

The same sort of transcendent, surreal experience happens when you are touched by the images in the ELECTRIC EDWARDIANS – THE LOST FILMS OF MITCHELL & KENYON (1900). You don’t just watch a collection of old-timey “home movie” clips from the past, you submit to a sort of time travel sorcery of other worldly-proportions.

ELECTRIC EDWARDIANS is a compilation of lost footage that was miraculously found after being stored for 100 years in someone’s basement. During the turn of the century, filmmakers Sagar Mitchell and James Kenyon took to the streets of England and Ireland and captured images of the mundane — people going to work, people walking down the street, people standing around, people cheering at sporting events, children lining up at school. Dreadfully boring, one might understandably think. But in the activities of the every day, there is an ethereal magic. The soundtrack by In The Nursery is impeccable and adds a brilliant dimension to the scenes of daily life in the Industrial Age.

What makes the images so hypnotic is that the individuals being filmed, most of whom probably don’t even know what this thing “film” is, are directly looking into the camera and somehow their souls are being captured in a moment in time for us to meet and connect with.

“Aren’t you a very curious person?” they seem to ask as they look out at us from the screen. And we look back at them in the same curious way.

These clips are mesmerizing, but they are also a bit mournful as well – the people we are watching are gone. But we also are reminded that they once were here. And that’s the mystical part of this viewing experience.

Along the same theme, I was thinking (wrongly) that CAVE OF FORGOTTEN DREAMS (2010) would be a moving and appropriate double bill with ELECTRIC EDWARDIANS. In  the trailer, director Werner Herzog says that the spirits of the Cave of Chauvet are so palpable that it is “as if the modern human soul has awakened here.”

Unfortunately, the film just doesn’t quite deliver that sense of spiritual awakening. The famous cave, located in southern France, had been hidden from civilization for eons; a landslide had buried its entranceway. When the cave was discovered in 1994, its perfectly preserved, awe-inspiring ancient paintings and  handprints — more than 20,000 years old — open a door to a truly lost world.

This award-winning documentary allows us a peak into this realm, and the scientists and the filmmakers are certainly stirred by their experiences in the cave, on both the academic and metaphysical levels. “A strange, irrational sensation – like eyes upon us,” they say.  Here, “time and space lose their meaning.” But the film doesn’t award us, the viewers, with a similarly enchanting experience. We just have to believe them. Frankly, the film is most visually interesting when the stunningly attractive scientists talk about the caves in their French-accented English.  Ooh la la.

While CAVE is certainly thought-provoking (albeit way too long), it delivers very little of the soulful punch that the ELECTRIC EDWARDIANS has.

CAVE is worth a watch. ELECTRIC EDWARDIANS is worth watching over and over. 

Gloria Bowman is a writer, storyteller, blogger, movie lover, freelance editor,
and author of the novel, Human Slices.
Access her blog at www.gloriabowman.com; on Twitter @GloriaBow

 

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Sensitive to Questions Quiz #10: “Games? Must we?”

Posted by Dave on August 3, 2012
Posted in: Film, Hitchcock, Movies, Quiz. Tagged: film, hitchcock quiz, movies, quiz. Leave a comment

Sensitive to Questions

Good evening. You may have heard there are some sort of games being played in London this week. Lots of young people running hither and yon, and perspiring way too much. Doesn’t it make you feel exhausted? After a grueling, three-hour marathon of watching them on television, you may be feeling a tiny bit inspired. Perhaps you’re ready to relax and test your gamesmanship with this gamey little quiz we’ve created. But please remember to take it easy and pace yourself.

Good luck, Mr. Thornhill, wherever you are…

Take the Quiz!

(*The quiz title was inspired by Alfred Hitchcock’s North By Northwest: “Something wrong with your eyes?” “Yes”, says the sunglass-clad Roger O. Thornhill (Cary Grant), “They’re sensitive to questions”. Kidnapped by thugs, Roger questions Vandamm (James Mason): “Why was I brought here?”, to which Vandamm replies, “Games? Must we?”)

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Beware of the Brave!

Posted by Johnny C on August 2, 2012
Posted in: Movies. Leave a comment

A Chicago Mom gives her reviews of this summer’s kids movies.

I hate this summer. I have never been good with heat, I still lack central air, and in this period of 30-plus 90-degree days (usual yearly average: 17 days: hello, global warming), I have been taking a lot of refuge in the air-cooled movie theater. Since I have small children with me, that means I have cornered the market on anything remotely family friendly. If it wasn’t drawn or computer-generated by someone, I probably didn’t see it. Since I don’t want to feel like this summer was a total waste, and because some of you parents may benefit from my advice (see headline), here are my thumbnail reviews of this summer’s bumper crop of kid films:

Read the Reviews:  Beware of the Brave! 

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Will We Totally Succumb to the Algorithms?

Posted by Gloria on August 1, 2012
Posted in: Film, Movies, Reviews. Tagged: decisionmaking, film, Filmaster, Knowledge Management, Netflix. Leave a comment

How do we decide what to watch?  That is the question.

You're making decisions by consensus, but are ...

You’re making decisions by consensus, but are you collaborating? (Photo credit: opensourceway)

When we’re ready to choose the lineup for a movie night, we can totally roll the dice and end up being pleasantly surprised or gravely disappointed. We can read reviews and get recommendations from our friends or on sites like Home Projectionist, for example. And we can use Netflix and Filmaster, among others, that offer suggestion tools as well.

It’s all part of the quest to find that next great movie to watch.

The new web site FOUNDD not only helps an individual identify a match for what he or she should like, but it also provides the ability for group decision making on the subject.

If I’m hosting an at-home movie night, I just don’t know if I want to base my movie night selections on a collaborative decision-making process.

Recommendation tools are intriguing, and they can lead us to some compelling options. But will algorithms make us lazy? Will they lead us to bad — or worse — boring and safe decisions? Will they limit our ability to evolve our tastes and world views? Will no one ever get the blame for choosing a stinker???

I’m going to be stewing on pro’s and con’s of group decision making when creating a shared experience for an at-home movie night.

What do you think? When you are in the process of selecting the programming for your own home viewing events, would you prefer a collaborative decision process or do you want to retain rights as a benevolent dictator?

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Bill Cunningham New York

Posted by Dave on July 31, 2012
Posted in: Documentary, Film, Movies, Reviews. Tagged: documentaries, film, movies. 3 Comments

“If we all went out looking like a slob, like me, it’d be a pretty dreary world.”

LAST SUMMER I met an artist who, in the course of talking about movies, mentioned a film she thought I ought to see. BILL CUNNINGHAM NEW YORK. An odd title, and so I remembered it. A month or two later, the same recommendation from another person. New York City is a place I love, so I put it in my Netflix queue. I finally got around to watching it recently. It’s great.

Bill Cunningham, 83, is a fashion photographer for The New York Times, and has been for many years. He rides an ordinary bicycle through the streets of Manhattan, camera in hand, darting here and there, wearing a beat-up poncho on rainy days, on the lookout for fashionable clothes–clothes that fit a certain theme. A theme of the week. His pictures are featured on a page in the Style section of the Times–a page composed of dozens of Cunningham’s colorful, candid shots. Stylish, fashionable and/or eccentric New Yorkers as they dash across streets, glide past shop windows, or stroll around parks. One week it might be hats, while another week’s subject is stripes.

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The Home Projectionist Summer Cinelympics

Posted by Dave on July 31, 2012
Posted in: Film, Movies. Tagged: film, movies, olympics, sports. 1 Comment

If you’re an avid Home Projectionist and sports enthusiast (even if it’s an armchair one), then right now you’re probably dividing your time between movies and the 2012 Olympics in London. That’s perfect, because this Cinelympics Quiz has just as much to do with feature films as with the wide world of sports. We’ve chosen ten sports, all of which are part of the summer games. Sorry, but we have no actual gold medals to present. All we can offer is the thrill of victory. Best of luck to you!

Take the Cinelympics Quiz!

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Detour…Noir at its best

Posted by Johnny C on July 30, 2012
Posted in: Film, Projections Systems. Tagged: Ann Savage, Detour, Film Noir, Tom Neal. 1 Comment

When picking movies for people to see I always try to go with something fast paced, with lots of good lines that people can remember afterwards, and at least one gasp worthy moment. Detour, directed by Edgar G. Ulmer in 1945 hits the mark every time. This film has floated around in the public domain for years. You can see it for free on YouTube, pick it up at the local dollar store, or stumble across a dusty VHS at any garage sale. It’s one of those movies that once you’ve seen it you’ll never forget it.

It’s the quintessential Film Noir, with economical cinematography, dark shadows, impressionistic set pieces, and a story of a man caught up in situations that drive him deeper and deeper into a web of lies that he can never get out. As he says: Yes. Fate, or some mysterious force, can put the finger on you or me for no good
reason at all.

Tom Neal plays Al, the down on his luck piano player who tries to hitchhike across the country to see his girl. Ann Savage, plays the pick-up whose seen it all and who is looking for the quick way out of her terrible life. “Life’s like a ball game. You gotta take a swing at whatever comes along before you find it’s the ninth inning.”

Detour is one of the quickest 68 minutes that I’ve ever seen. Like its name it starts out on the straight and narrow like a B-movie romance and quickly turns off into a dangerous side road filled with twists, turns and a lot of bumps.  Add to the film’s history that Tom Neal ended up shooting his own wife in the head, and his son played the same role in a 1992 remake, and you have a true Noir classic that defines the genre.

“What’d you do, kiss him with a wrench?”

In addition, the extreme close-ups, and odd angles of the film look fantastic when projected.  Just try to find a good copy.  I recommend the Alpha Video version. It seems to be the most complete.

Detour is the perfect 2nd feature for any movie night.

You can watch the full movie here on YouTube.

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“A Week of Wonders” in 73 Beguiling Minutes

Posted by Gloria on July 28, 2012
Posted in: Film, Movies, Reviews. Tagged: Czech film, Dream, Jires, Valerie. Leave a comment

VALERIE AND HER WEEK OF WONDERS (1970) is a visual stunner—enchanting, perplexing, and totally entertaining all at the same time.

The film is formally categorized in the fantasy/horror genre but that seems ill-fitting and misleading.  Fantasy implies that Valerie is consciously involved in the goings-on; and horror, well, that means scary.

The film is neither.  It is, quite simply, a dream–and probably the most pure reflection of a dream in cinema that I’ve ever seen.

By New Wave Czech filmmaker Jaromil Jires, based on a 1935 novel by Vitezslav Nezval, VALERIE is one of those movies that you just surrender to, like you surrender to your dreams.  You try to make sense of the narrative, but it’s really not important or even possible.  What matters is the mystery and metaphor.

I watched this with friends (and members of the Bleeping Ravenswood Manor Film Society, which is headed up by fellow Home Projectionist blogger John Connors).  Both during and after the film, we made periodic attempts to try to make sense of the narrative, but we would just sort of shrug and give up. It was reminiscent of when you try to tell an entire dream to a friend, and you end up saying something along the lines of , “And then I looked up and there was this dead priest hanging out of the window, but then we were suddenly making love in the chicken coop, but I had to leave to help my brother who was tied down in these river rapids,” and your friend listens and nods because you’re telling him about a dream and that’s how dreams go.

The role of young Valerie  is played with perfection by a Jaroslava Schallerova.  As in a dream, she is present in the story, but at the same time, she is not present and moves through the events as a spectator.

At the opening of her story, Valerie’s magical earrings are stolen (her innocence?), and we also discover that Valerie has had her first menstrual period, an event immortalized by simple drops of blood on a small white flower.  Valerie confides what has happened to her stern, uptight grannie.

And that’s when all the “wonders” — both beautiful and diabolical — start to happen.

With Valerie’s induction into this mysterious world of womanhood, her young girl subsconscious swarms with images and traditions that feature the letting of blood — from vampires, of course, to religious ceremonies, hunting, butchering, and losing one’s virginity.

And then there are so many sexual identity questions that arise about who is who and what is what.  In this dream, shapeshifting is a matter of course.  Grannie goes vampire to regain her youth and fulfill her repressed sexual desires. And Eagle — her brother/her lover!  her brother/her lover! — needs her to rescue him from his bondage encounters while at the same time he becomes Valerie’s rescuer as well.

In and around Valerie’s journey, there are shirtless dancing boys, bare-breasted and writhing wenches, happy acrobats and nuns, a lesbian encounter with a newlywed, some fun self-flagellation, lots of lascivious fruit eating, and a jumble of other erotic scenarios, each one gorgeously composed and shot, especially with the compelling, strategic use of overhead angles.

But through it all, Valerie remains unscathed, even from the threats of being raped by a pedophile priest and being burned at the stake as a witch, because she is protected by her magical “pearl” and later, her recovered magical earrings that somehow end up on the corpse of a weasel who is her father but not her father but whatever….it’s a dream.

What is incredibly interesting to me is that  this film worked as a home theater event.  It is spellbinding, but also lends itself to a few wisecracks and comments here and there that create the kind of camarderie that happens when a good film watching “shared experience” goes on in the living room.

In an unplanned late-night add-on selected by John Connors, we watched NIGHT MONSTER (1942), featuring Bela Lugosi in a hang-around role as the shifty-eyed butler.  Just by serendipity, the film opens with a housekeeper cleaning blood off a staircase.  What an odd coincidence, having just seen VALERIE open with the image of blood.  But the blood in this film isn’t the stuff of a young girl’s first period. It turns out to be some inexplicable bleeding from the stumps of  a diabolical amputee who has learned to spiritually conjure up legs. This film features a lot  of swirling fog, off-camera screams, way too many murders, and a swami with a skeleton friend.

NIGHT MONSTER was a surprisingly appropriate selection for a double feature. But the dreamy non-narrative of VALERIE made much more sense.  

 

Gloria Bowman is a writer, storyteller, blogger, movie lover, freelance editor,
and author of the novel, Human Slices.
Access her blog at www.gloriabowman.com; on Twitter @GloriaBow

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Sensitive to Questions Quiz #9: “Over water”

Posted by Dave on July 27, 2012
Posted in: Film, Hitchcock, Movies, Quiz. Tagged: film, hitchcock, hitchcock quiz, movies, quiz. 1 Comment

Sensitive to Questions

It might be difficult for you to appreciate the 100-degree, dog days of summer when you have a parched throat, a bad sunburn, or when your wife is after you to do something about the lawn. But perhaps you remember the one or more times she advised you to go jump in the lake. Well, now is a good time to do what she tells you. Take a deep breath and plunge into this cool, refreshing, ten-question quiz which by no means has been watered-down.

Good luck, Mr. Thornhill, wherever you are…

Take the Quiz!

(*The quiz title was inspired by Alfred Hitchcock’s North By Northwest: “Something wrong with your eyes?” “Yes”, says the sunglass-clad Roger O. Thornhill (Cary Grant), “They’re sensitive to questions”. Late in the movie, Vandamm (James Mason) reveals his plan to do away with Eve (Eva Marie Saint): “This matter is best disposed of from a great height. Over water.”)

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Fast Film

Posted by Johnny C on July 26, 2012
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For a film lover this is a must see. Filmmaker Virgil Widrich spent years compiling and copying famous movie scenes to paper, where they were then cut, spindled and mutilated to create a bizarre chase scene of epic proportions.

I’ve seen this short 14 minute film about ten times, and I’m always finding something new in it.  It is the perfect blend of Bond, Hitchcock and classic suspense.  Enjoy.

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The High Drama of Scientific Research

Posted by Gloria on July 25, 2012
Posted in: Documentary, Film, Movies, Reviews. Tagged: CERN, Fermilab, Higgs boson, Leon M. Lederman. Leave a comment

While we were watching fireworks this last Fourth of July weekend, scientists around the world were swilling champagne, celebrating the official detection of the Higgs boson.  It’s a very big deal.  The Higgs is a subatomic particle that gives mass to the universe.  Without it, nothing would exist.

The discovery happened in Switzerland at CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research — and not at U.S.-based Fermilab, where scientists had been relentlessly dedicated to the quest for the Higgs.

If you’re up for a proud nerd night at home, The Atom Smashers (2008) provides an inside look at how scientists in Illinois were trying to beat the clock and discover the Higgs before CERN could do it.

Who knew there was so much drama in the world of physics?

The Atom Smashers was produced by Chicago’s 137 Films organization, a group dedicated to “creating films out of the stories found in the world of science.” With this documentary, 137 Films succeeds in creating a tale compelling enough that I just may try to read “Physics for Non-Scientists” one more time.

Whatever hesitation I had about a watching a film about super colliders faded to black as soon as the quirky techno opening music began.  The soundtrack, by composer Kate Simko, provides a sort of magical segue into the film, where Fermilab looms, surrounded by a herd of buffalo and cracked pavement.  It doesn’t seem an inspirational place.  The   environment actually looks a little sad, with  its ’60s-era wood panelling and drop ceilings.  The scientists’ offices are small and rickety. This is the home of groundbreaking research?

We are introduced to a cast of characters who are intriguing, incredibly smart (of course), and, well, extremely likable, if not even lovable.  They are working together toward a “discovery of a lifetime,” yet they still find time for diversions like their tango club, writing rock music with lyrics based on Unix programming commands, and finding romance.

I became instantly and  absolutely smitten with Leon Lederman, Nobel Laureate and director emeritus of Fermilab, with his bright-eyed curiosity and excitement about the Higgs work.  A flashback clip of a young Lederman on the Phil Donahue show (!?!) congenially discussing particle physics and defending its cost to the American taxpayer made me long for those days when television talk went far beyond what’s-new-with-the-Kardashians.

I now understand how a particle accelerator works!

I also know how to pronounce boson.  It rhymes with “hose on,” not “possum.”

The race to find the Higgs accelerates as do the demands made upon the Tevatron accelerator itself (faster! faster!).  And while the velocity of the research expands, federal budget cuts loom and the Tevatron operations at Fermilab are scheduled to close.  Layoffs begin; scientists start to seek new opportunities.  In spite of all of the forces at odds with their quest, the determination of the scientists prevails.  (Unfortunately, while  we watch, we feel a little beaten, knowing that, in the end, CERN will succeed.)

Upon this year’s celebration of the Higgs, Paul Tipton, professor of physics at Yale University, wrote, “As exciting as this discovery is, and as meaningful as it is to the field of physics, the broader lessons of this human endeavor should not be lost on us…The Higgs discovery also represents a triumph of human curiosity. “

And also, if I may sound corny, it represents the power of the human spirit.  The Atom Smashers is a gem of a film giving an inside look into a world of intense curiosity, painstaking commitment, and human collaboration that few of us will ever know.

Get a copy of The Atom Smashers from www.137films.org. 

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Margaret

Posted by Dave on July 24, 2012
Posted in: Film, Movies, Reviews. Tagged: film, movies, reviews. 1 Comment

“It is the blight man was born for
It is Margaret you mourn for.”

FILMED nearly six years ago by director (YOU CAN COUNT ON ME) and writer (GANGS OF NEW YORK, ANALYZE THIS, ANALYZE THAT) Kenneth Lonergan, MARGARET has only very recently been made available. Its troubled history reportedly is due to “editing problems”. It shows. Truly a mixed bag (emphasis on “mixed”) it is nevertheless worth your time if you’re open to something a little different and, at times, a bit confusing.

Lisa (Anna Paquin) is a young, bright (and just a little irritating) woman in her late teens. She lives on Manhattan’s Upper West Side with her stage actor, single mom (J. Smith Cameron) and a young brother.

Manhattan could almost be said to be a co-star in this film, similar to Woody Allen’s by the same name. MARGARET opens with some slow-motion shots of New Yorkers going about their day, just as we see Lisa doing. A young, shy fellow, from the private school she’s attending, awkwardly asks Lisa for a date. (“Are you, um, asking me… out?”, Lisa says, after several, funny attempts at clarification.)

This is the start of a theme that is present throughout MARGARET: little or no communication between characters. The most notable example being what immediately follows: a very heartbreaking and realistically portrayed accident involving a bus and a pedestrian. Which happens as a result of Lisa distracting the bus driver, Maretti (Mark Ruffalo (THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT), with her questions about his hat.

Within the movie’s first few minutes, we’ve already had three or four instances of miscommunication. Many more ensue, not the least of which is between director/writer and the audience.

The movie starts out well enough. In fact, it’s riveting during its first hour, as Lisa is shaken to her core by the tragedy and her decision to lie to authorities about Maretti’s responsibility for the accident. As the story progresses, Lisa becomes angry, regretful and resentful. She gets extremely moody, ornery, and combative, with her teachers (Matthew Broderick and Matt Damon, among two others) and the other private school students, but particularly with her mother, Joan.

Joan has emotional troubles of her own, as is evident after she meets, and begins to date, the dashing, debonair and very smitten Ramon (Jean Reno). Joan appears only mildly interested and, in fact, really seems to be using Ramon to fill her physical needs.

Lisa, meanwhile, confronts Maretti and his wife at their home, challenging him to admit to the police he went through a red light. Lisa also confronts police detectives, has a ferocious, very well-acted verbal battle with her mom, and, by her own request, loses her virginity.

When Lisa’s persuasions to Maretti don’t work, she enlists the help of the victim’s relative, Emily, played outstandingly and hilariously by Jeannie Berlin (daughter of Elaine May). Emily, in a heated argument with Lisa, will stand for none of her guff. “This isn’t an opera! And we are not all supporting characters to the drama of your amazing life!”. Emily introduces her to one lawyer, and then another. Legal wrangling (too much of it) is interspersed with Emily’s quips and sarcastic attitude, and they really lighten and brighten this picture which, by now, has begun to sag under its own weight.

A totally incongruous encounter between Lisa, her teacher (Damon) and his girlfriend near the movie’s end had me baffled; it appears likely that this could be a result of the film’s alleged “editing troubles”.

There are other, more tightly-knitted movies of this type–movies that have many characters, overlapping stories, and changes in tone. Some examples are SHORT CUTS, MAGNOLIA, and GRAND CANYON–all of which have surprises in them but flow smoothly and logically.  MARGARET feels like a rough cut. It’s unorganized and long (2-1/2 hours*) with several dead end sequences and needless plot tangents. It could easily do without 30 minutes. It’s hard, for example, to figure out why there should be two lawyers (one’s purpose seems to be only to introduce the other), and four teachers, for instance.

Still, even with these flaws, some major, this movie is recommended. Paquin, Smith-Cameron, Ruffalo and Berlin are terrific–not a false note between them. It’s fun to see Reno, Broderick and Damon, although their parts are small and don’t pack nearly the same degrees of emotion. And then there are the panning shots of the city. Even if they were added to help patch over the editing miscues, they give MARGARET a little bit of the cohesion that it needs.

MARGARET is widely available on DVD, Blu-Ray (*with an even longer, three-hour “director’s cut) and streaming services such as iTunes 

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Home Projectionist – Lesson #1

Posted by Johnny C on July 23, 2012
Posted in: Movies, Projections Systems, Themed Events. Tagged: Connie Stevens, The Sex Symbol., wild whites. Leave a comment

Recently I wrote about a great double feature movie night when I showed Night of the Lepus and The Thing with Two Heads. However, there is a flip side to being a host of a movie night; when everything you’ve planned somehow turns out to be the wrong decision.

I had one of these nights a few years ago. It all started when a friend of mine, the famous Cynthia Plaster Caster, was asked by Tribeca Films to be a ‘Style Setter.” This is an ingenious idea where they find people in major cities who are either well known or well connected and they give them advance copies of an upcoming film; they are then expected to have a party where the film is shown, guests are asked to post comments on their social media pages, take photos of the festivities at the home screenings, thereby generating a buzz for people to see the film. Cynthia asked me if we could use my home living theatre to have a screening of the film “The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia.”

The word from people who had seen the film at art house screenings was that it was hysterical.  It’s a documentary about an Appalachian family related to the famous mountain dancer Jesco White, the star of the short film “The Dancing Outlaw.” I’ve seen that short film and it is very funny.  Jesco, in-between fighting with his wife outside their trailer, dances on pieces of wood, drinks moonshine. But he is dedicated to a rare and unique form of dancing that was born and has been passed down through generations in the White family.

Cynthia had her list of people who she wanted to come see the film, some of which had never been to a video night at my house.  One of the guests was bringing her sister whom we were all warned was very uptight and conservative.  We all needed to be on our best behavior,  no talking about sex, try not to swear, etc.  Already it was going to be a stress filled evening.

I usually show two films when it’s a Saturday night, plus a couple people were coming later so I thought something to fill an hour or so would be good. Recently, my friend Dan gave me for my birthday a copy of Connie Steven’s 1974 TV movie The Sex Symbol.
In it Connie plays a thinly disguised Marilyn Monroe.  Rumor has it that she was so proud of this performance that she tried to get it submitted as a contender for an Academy Award. Connie tears the scenery to bits as she stumbles around drunk, sleeps with man after man; all the while Shelley Winters as a thinly disgusted Luella Parsons trashes her on her TV show. I’d only watched the first ten minutes of the movie and it was non-stop camp. I thought, this is going to be perfect. Plus, I had been having a series of TV movie nights, all of which were pretty successful. The TV movie is its own style of filmmaking and it lends itself to group watching.

People arrived, drinks flowed. I got the first group of people to settle down and I started by showing a vintage Soundee, called Satan Is a Woman. 

I love this song with it’s over the top male baritone singing about the woman who did him wrong, but for some reason no one else thought it was anything special. After it was over, dead silence. I can’t remember what I put on after that, but it equally fell flat on the floor where people poked at it with their shoes.  You’re batting a thousand with these clips…” was one comment.

I thought I better get the first feature on.  So I started “The Sex Symbol.” The first ten minutes were great. Connie throws  a screaming tantrum, her assistant calls her a drunk and a vodka bottle gets thrown through Shelley Winters’ image on the TV. The famous composer Francis Lai (A Man and a Woman, Love Story) wrote the theme which actually gives the beginning the feel of a big budget movie, however the overall quality of the production is up there with a Marshall Owen, Counselor at Law episode.

Everyone was engaged as Connie (aka, faux Marilyn) sleeps her way up the celebrity ladder.  However, after a half hour it really started to drag like a Ford Pinto trying to get up a hill hauling a trailer full of bowling balls.  I looked over at the timer on the DVD player and it was at 40 minutes. Usually TV movies time out around 72 minutes. ‘This opus couldn’t possibility be over in a half hour…” I thought.  Connie was just rolling around on bed after bed, spilling vodka all over the silk sheets and (gasp) showing her breasts.  Yikes, and the uptight sister that we all supposed to be on our best behavior for was sitting front and center. Then it dawned on me; this wasn’t the TV movie but the theatrical version Connie was trying to get into the running for the Academy Awards.  Running Time 120 minutes! We brave souls trudged on but the rumblings started to get louder and louder… Finally, when I went to the kitchen to fortify myself with another glass of wine, Paul and Chris followed me in there and cornered me. “ You’ve got to shut this movie off… everyone wants The Wild Whites…!” “I know, but Cynthia made me promise to wait for a couple people…”  I said trying to save face.  I knew this was a disaster. I went in to the room and said, ‘…there’s been a consensus to shut this off…” Many signs of relief, but a couple people said, ‘Oh, I want to see the whole thing…’ This movie might have been good with a couple people who really wanted to see Connie try really, really hard to be a dramatic actress, but everyone else was bored silly.

Even though some of the special guests hadn’t arrived I started the “The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia.” Now it was time for some wacky hysterical, hillbilly hilarity. Bring on the drunks! I was looking forward to seeing some real domestic screaming from the White family. And we did… and then some.

The family is a mess: drug addicts, incest, broken homes,  a meth making grandmother doing smack in her rocking chair.  Their casual talk about robbing grocery stores and doing drugs starts out as amusing in that gonzo sort of way.  The thing was as this movie went on it became less and less funny; it was just really sad. One of my guests got up after a few minutes and apologized because she had to leave. She explained her brother had so many of the similar drug problems she didn’t think it was funny and she didn’t want to watch it.  “Usually I show fun movies.  Come back again…” I said.

Each one of the Whites goes deeper down the hole of despair. This wasn’t your parents Beverly Hillbillies, these people had generational issues of poverty and substance abuse that were killing them one by one and destroying he people around them. Hysterical right… I longed for Connie rolling around on the silk sheets again.

That’s not saying that the documentary wasn’t well made and fascinating,  but the subject matter was so bleak and depressing, but it was advertised as a ‘crazy’ wild romp from the producers of “Jackass”; people living on the edge.  Woo-hoo cool. I felt like I wanted to take a shower right afterwards.  I guess I wasn’t cut out to be a Trend Setter. Because I didn’t have much to say about it afterwards;  I felt a little embarrassed that I hadn’t known how intense the documentary was going to be. Everyone left soon after the film was over.  Although some people were enthusiastic about the film making, overall it was a soul crushing downer of an evening.

So lesson learned:  Always watch or at least preview your movies beforehand.

  

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Nuns Gone Wild

Posted by Gloria on July 20, 2012
Posted in: Film, Movies, Reviews, Themed Events. Tagged: Arts, Black Narcissus, Deborah Kerr, Emeric Pressburger, entertaining, film, Jack Cardiff, Kathleen Byron, Michael Powell, Powell-Pressburger. 1 Comment

A story about nuns setting up a school and hospital  in the Himalayas?   Yes, it sounds dreadful.

But when the nuns meet up with the tanned, hunky government official, who happens to be wearing a chest-baring shirt and short shorts, you know something’s going to go down.

BLACK NARCISSUS (1947), from awarding-winning director-writer team of Michael Powell and Emeric Pressburger, is absolutely delicious to watch (with gorgeous cinematography by Jack Cardiff).  What makes this film so much fun to show for an at-home movie night is that it’s serious, melodramatic, nonsensical, and thrilling all at the same time.

The drama ensues on the grounds of an improbable and imposing monastery perched on the edge of a 9,000-foot cliff. To add to the intrigue, we find out that the monastery previously housed the king’s concubines in secret, sensually painted rooms, which are now guarded by a mad woman.

It turns out that the monastery itself becomes one of the most formidable characters driving the story forward.  In addition to the monastery, the stellar cast also includes Deborah Kerr as the conflicted sister, David Farrar as the hot guy in town, Kathleen Byron as the mad-as-a-hatter nun, and Jean Simmons and Sabu as the weirdly matched young local couple.

When I first heard the name of the film, I didn’t get it, given that my knowledge of horticulture is sorely lacking. I came to learn that Black Narcissus is a flower, known for its intoxicating scent and also its potential toxicity.   I don’t think the name of this film would ever get through a marketing department these days because of its abstractness, but now I can’t imagine the film with any other title.

Promotions for BLACK NARCISSUS proclaimed:  “Drama at the top of the world … where winds of the exotic past sweep men and women to strange and fascinating adventure…”  The language is as over the top as the film, which is available on Criterion Blu-ray (with engaging extra features).

I always love themed Home Projectionist events, and the setting of this film gives a big range opportunities for  Himalayan hosting.

Foodwise, I would just order carry out from a local Himalayan restaurant (because I probably wouldn’t find yak or goat at my local grocery and I really do love goat.)  But nonetheless, there are less exotic options available if you’re inclined to follow recipes.  For starters, check out authentic and easy recipes at Nepali Food.

Secondly, add some mysterious lighting with Himalayan salt lights. (You can get them at Target!)  And you can even use frozen Himalayan salt cups to serve cocktails.

If you’re still not sure you can convince your company that a movie about nuns is a must-see, you can send ’round the YouTube clip below with your invitations.

Gloria Bowman is a writer, storyteller, blogger, movie lover, freelance editor,
and author of the novel, Human Slices.
Access her blog at www.gloriabowman.com; on Twitter @GloriaBow

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Sensitive to Questions Quiz #8: “I’ve got a job…”

Posted by Dave on July 20, 2012
Posted in: Film, Hitchcock, Movies, Quiz. Tagged: film, hitchcock, hitchcock quiz, movies, quiz. Leave a comment

Sensitive to Questions

If you happen to stumble upon this page while looking for a new job, you’ll find nine openings listed within this quiz. Unfortunately, these positions were filled a long time ago and are no longer available. (Alfred will keep you on file, however). But before you begin to search elsewhere, test your knowledge. Match the job to the Hitchcock movie character… some of whom found themselves on an unexpected career path.

Good luck, Mr. Thornhill, wherever you are…

Take the Quiz!

(*The quiz title was inspired by Alfred Hitchcock’s North By Northwest: “Something wrong with your eyes?” “Yes”, says the sunglass-clad Roger O. Thornhill (Cary Grant), “They’re sensitive to questions”. Thornhill later complains to the Professor (Leo G. Carroll): “I’ve got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives, and several bartenders dependent upon me…”)

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