Just in time for the holiday: Film School Rejects gives us this reimagining of THE EXORCIST as an 80s’ sitcom. A laugh a minute. Don’t watch if you haven’t seen The Exorcist….Spoilers ahead.
ON THIS DAY in 1983, the U.S. and its allies invaded the island of Grenada following a coup d’état there. In 1986, the Clint Eastwood film HEARTBREAK RIDGE depicted the invasion.
Trick & Treat for October 24th:
TRILOGY OF TERROR (1975; with Karen Black; directed by Dan Curtis)
The writings of famed, sci-fi wordsmith Richard Matheson serve as the basis for this made-for-TV movie. Karen Black plays four roles in three, short stories. In part one, Julie, she’s a college literature teacher who gets into a relationship with one of her students, who then, through malicious means, blackmails her. However, Julie, in a typically Mathesonian turn of events, gets the last laugh. In part two, Black portrays two women, the twins Millicent and Therese. This duo resolves their issues by delving into the dark and devilish world of witchcraft.
Then, at last, we come to Amelia, and it’s a doozy. Amelia is the long-suffering daughter of a nagging, possessive mother. She’s also the significant other of an absent anthropologist, for whom she buys a birthday gift. It’s an unusual present: a Zuni doll–a roughly 10-inch tall, primitive warrior with a horribly grotesque face and who, in its tiny hand, carries a very, very pointy spear. Amelia evidently does not read the accompanying instructions, and subsequently becomes unhappy with her purchase–as does the Zuni doll, who, in a series of scenes that will have you jumping out of your skin, makes a determined point of causing Amelia to feel buyer’s remorse. This feisty little fellow plays hard-to-get, and could easily have proven challenging for all three of the real Musketeers. 
–Julie, Millicent and Therese; 
–Amelia
Who wants to wait until the 31st to wallow in Halloween indulgences and scary movies?! Home Projectionist doesn’t! And so we’ll have pairings of 31 Frights and 31 Bites every one of October’s 31 nights: a scary, snack size movie “trick”, and a delicious “treat” to go along with it.
The THRILLER television series (1960 – 1962) is an under-appreciated treasure trove for your Halloween watch list. The expertly crafted episodes feature compelling tales with twists and turns and startling, dark images that can be much more disturbing than big blobs of blood, guts, and over-the-top gore.
Boris Karloff hosted this 67-episode tv series, featuring stories by some of the best writers of the thriller genre, including Robert Bloch of PSYCHO fame. Production quality is top notch from the spot-on, spine-tingling music to the lineup of directors, including Ida Lupino, actress and one of the first female film directors.
These stories scared me when I was young, and they still have staying power. A few of my favorite episodes are “The Grim Reaper,” starring William Shatner, who shows off his best Shanter-esque acting chops in the closing sequence. Invite your friends and ghouls over to hunker down for the “The Grim Reaper” episode, along with “A Wig for Miss Devore, “The Hungry Glass,” and “La Strega.”
They may want to leave the lights on when it’s time for bed.
Gloria Bowman is a writer, storyteller, blogger, movie lover, freelance editor,
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ON THIS DAY in 1903, famed FBI agent and manhunter Melvin Purvis was born. Purvis was portrayed by Christian Bale in the 2009 Michael Mann film, PUBLIC ENEMIES.
Trick & Treat for October 23rd:
THE MUMMY (1932; starring Boris Karloff; directed by Karl Freund)
THE MUMMY’S HAND (1940; starring Tom Tyler; directed by Christy Cabanne)
Boris Karloff’s follow-up to FRANKENSTEIN answers the unasked question, “What are you like now that you’ve come out of your shell?” The shell in this case is not the candy-coated one of a certain candy, but a very, very old mummy’s case. Within which is THE MUMMY: an equally, very, very old Mr. Imhotep (Karloff) who’d just like to sleep-in. But he’s disturbed not by the paws of a cat but by a group of British explorers. Would you be in a good mood if you were awakened from a comfy nap? No! Would you subsequently wreak havoc upon the person or persons who disturbed you? Who knows?! But you probably wouldn’t be quite as upset as Imhotep. Karloff, when not engaged in a slow pursuit of slow-moving Britishers, disguises himself as a creepy Egyptologist, with an unforgettable stare. But it’s the Mummy you’ll really remember.
Just as there have been umpteen, needless and pointless sequels (Coconut flavor??) to the original (and still the best) M&Ms, the same is true of the Mummy franchise. One particular spinoff to the Karloff classic (although not the worst) is THE MUMMY’S HAND. The bandaged fellow in this variation is encased in more or less the same shell, but the innards are different, and any hopes of having the intrigue of the original quickly unravels. Tom Tyler is just no match for Boris, the musical score is a rehash from SON OF FRANKENSTEIN and the plot: it melts in THE MUMMY’S HAND. 
Who wants to wait until the 31st to wallow in Halloween indulgences and scary movies?! Home Projectionist doesn’t! And so we’ll have pairings of 31 Frights and 31 Bites every one of October’s 31 nights: a scary, snack size movie “trick”, and a delicious “treat” to go along with it.
If you spent most of your time watching movies this past week, you might have missed these articles here at Home Projectionist:
- Happy 95th Birthday to Joan Fontaine
- The Challenge of the Subtitle: Tanks! Tanks! Merci! Merci!
- Art imitates life: The week’s Reel History
- Tricks & Treats: 31 Frights, 31 Bites
- “You could always take a cold shower”: an Alfred Hitchcock film quiz
- RIP Sylvia Kristel
- At Long Last: THE STERILE CUCKOO
- Home Projectioning: Halloween Style
- Hollywood on the Lake: Chicago’s Essanay Studios
- Happy 130th Birthday to Bela Lugosi
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ON THIS DAY in 1935, racketeer, bootlegger and mobster Dutch Schultz was fatally shot at the Palace Chophouse in Newark, New Jersey. Schultz was portrayed by Dustin Hoffman in the 1991 Robert Benton film, BILLY BATHGATE.
Trick & Treat for October 22nd:
THE MAN WHO LAUGHS (1928; starring Conrad Veidt; directed by Paul Leni)
Based on a Victor Hugo novel, THE MAN WHO LAUGHS skirts the gray line between horror and romantic melodrama. Conrad Veidt, who of course was the sinister Nazi, Major Heinrich Strasser, in CASABLANCA, plays Gwynplaine, a carnival performer whose face is doomed to wear a perpetual, devious-looking snicker or, more accurately, maniacal grin. Gwynplaine’s father once ran afoul of King James, and Gwynplaine’s never-ending smile was the subsequent punishment doled out by the King to the boy. Young Gwynplaine is then raised by a mountebank alongside a pretty blind girl, Dea (Mary Philbin). Although Dea loves Gwynplaine dearly, he is ashamed of his hideous expression and declines marriage. However, due to Gwynplaine becoming an heir to some valuable property, royal intervention via Queen Anne ensues and the plot gets as thick as a Snickers bar. Similar in some ways to the silent classic PHANTOM OF THE OPERA with Lon Chaney, this excellent film features a gruesome lead character who also happens to be one we can feel sympathy towards, and with whom we can root for. If you’re open to silent films (and you should be if you’re not) THE MAN WHO LAUGHS is packed with equal amounts of scares and sweetness. 
Who wants to wait until the 31st to wallow in Halloween indulgences and scary movies?! Home Projectionist doesn’t! And so we’ll have pairings of 31 Frights and 31 Bites every one of October’s 31 nights: a scary, snack size movie “trick”, and a delicious “treat” to go along with it.
Joan Fontaine and her sister Olivia DeHaviland are the last of the great actresses from the era of classic cinema.
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On why she never speaks to her sister Oliva DeHaviland
ON THIS DAY in 1962, President Kennedy announced on national television that he’d ordered a “naval quarantine” of Cuba following the discovery of Soviet missiles on the island. This event was documented in the 1974 film, THE MISSILES OF OCTOBER, starring William Devane and Martin Sheen.
Trick & Treat for October 21st:
PEEPING TOM (1959; starring Carl Boehm, Moira Shearer; directed by Michael Powell)
Is a marshmallow Peep really a Peep if it’s in the form of a ghost? Controversy abounds! So did it, too, with the release of this film in 1959, Michael Powell’s PEEPING TOM. The knives were already out for director Powell, for whom British film critics had no great love to begin with. This despite Powell having previously made THE RED SHOES and BLACK NARCISSUS–both of which have withstood the test of time as artistic masterpieces. Today, however, opinions about PEEPING TOM rank nearly as highly as they do for those two classics.
The story concerns Mark (Boehm), a pleasant but slightly “off” young photographer. Mark, unfortunately, carries with him the legacy of the bizarre experiments his father performed upon him. As a result of those parental abuses, Mark nowadays practices his photography in a most unusual way. Not satisfied with shooting normal portraitures, Mark photographs female subjects who are in the throes of death–deaths Mark causes, murders that Mark himself commits, camera in hand. The fact that it is clear he cannot control his compulsive behavior does soften the disturbing aspects of this movie. Nevertheless it is a dark portrayal. But it’s also truly terrifying, very scary, and, like the shower scene in PSYCHO, contains unforgettable imagery–such as the faces of one or two of Mark’s victims bearing a likeness to the faces on that box of PEEPS.
Who wants to wait until the 31st to wallow in Halloween indulgences and scary movies?! Home Projectionist doesn’t! And so we’ll have pairings of 31 Frights and 31 Bites every one of October’s 31 nights: a scary, snack size movie “trick”, and a delicious “treat” to go along with it.
ON THIS DAY in 1797, the 44-gun United States Navy frigate USS Constitution was launched in Boston Harbor. The ship is depicted in the 1926 silent film, OLD IRONSIDES, starring Charles Farrell and Wallace Beery.
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Trick & Treat for October 20th:
THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT (1999; with Heather Donahue)
When you first bit into a Milk Shake bar, given its name you probably thought you’d experience the taste of a real milk shake. You probably were a little disappointed that you’d been tricked. The same might go for a first viewing of this film. They apparently do not make the Milk Shake anymore. It’s this writer’s opinion that the same should go for further iterations of BLAIR WITCH. We’re supposedly watching found footage showing a trio of college kids who went on a camping trip in the woods. They ran into some trouble, and not the “I forgot to bring hot dog buns” kind. It’s all recorded on tape by a camera that, you’ll quickly see, does not have the “Steadicam” feature. (Incidentally, even though they brought a camcorder, they don’t have phones.) And so, like the more recent film CLOVERFIELD, we get something more approaching “Jitterycam”. Very quickly, we wish the witches would just do their thing and put these kids and the audience out of is nauseous misery. The movie’s totally dependent on you believing this is a documentary. Good luck with that, and good luck pretending you’re drinking a Milk Shake and not eating one. 
Who wants to wait until the 31st to wallow in Halloween indulgences and scary movies?! Home Projectionist doesn’t! And so we’ll have pairings of 31 Frights and 31 Bites every one of October’s 31 nights: a scary, snack size movie “trick”, and a delicious “treat” to go along with it.
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