Good evening. A perfect time to take your favorite tuxedo out of mothballs, don your string of pearls or put on your top hat. It’s time to ring the chauffeur: you’re ready to be taken to the theater. Tonight’s performance has gotten killer reviews. As a matter of fact, we hear that the one critic who gave it a rather poor review has gone into an early and somewhat permanent ‘retirement’, so to speak. At any rate, the curtain is rising. Enjoy.
Good luck, Mr. Thornhill, wherever you are…Take the Quiz!
(*The quiz title was inspired by Alfred Hitchcock’s North By Northwest: “Something wrong with your eyes?” “Yes”, says the sunglass-clad Roger O. Thornhill (Cary Grant), “They’re sensitive to questions”. Vandamm (James Mason) dismisses Thornhill’s denials that he is George Kaplan: “With such expert playacting, you make this very room a theater.”)