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Good evening. A perfect time to take your favorite tuxedo out of mothballs, don your string of pearls or put on your top hat. It’s time to ring the chauffeur: you’re ready to be taken to the theater. Tonight’s performance has gotten killer reviews. As a matter of fact, we hear that the one critic who gave it a rather poor review has gone into an early and somewhat permanent ‘retirement’, so to speak. At any rate, the curtain is rising. Enjoy.

Good luck, Mr. Thornhill, wherever you are…

(*The quiz title was inspired by Alfred Hitchcock’s North By Northwest: “Something wrong with your eyes?” “Yes”, says the sunglass-clad Roger O. Thornhill (Cary Grant), “They’re sensitive to questions”. Vandamm (James Mason) dismisses Thornhill’s denials that he is George Kaplan: “With such expert playacting, you make this very room a theater.”)